She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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