We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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