What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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