Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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