the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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