great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
My liver just had a heart attack.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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