I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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