quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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