Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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