where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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