I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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