Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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