At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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