I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The struggles of a small town man whore
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize