What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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