Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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