Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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