just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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