Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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