Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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