i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize
