He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I have aggressive nipples.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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