I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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