But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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