i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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