shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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