my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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