Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Randomize
