He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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