The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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