i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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