in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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