Dual....:-)
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
