just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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