k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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