do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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