Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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