if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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