10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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