covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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