so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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