I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Randomize
