Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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