its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Shame - the story of my life.
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