is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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