but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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