Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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