i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Me. At least after what I've been through.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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