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(248): View more from Michigan

@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu

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(770): View more from Georgia

i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow

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(315): View more from New York

he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...

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(860): View more from Connecticut

no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.

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(214): View more from Texas

Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes

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(256): View more from Alabama

So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...

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(512): View more from Texas

You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.

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(620): View more from Kansas

I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.

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