A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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its like you know when i get waxed
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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