he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm at about main and main street
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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