this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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