wat bout pragnant strippers??
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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