The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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