Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
