Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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